You awaken inside a blinking CRT monitor. A pop-up flashes:
"WELCOME GAMER. THE YEAR IS 2003. THE PIXEL CROWN AWAITS."
You browse ancient threads arguing whether Halo or GoldenEye is better. A wise mod appears...
“Only those with 1337 knowledge shall proceed.”
You play "Stickman Sniper 2" for hours. A hidden code flashes on screen: UPUPDOWNDOWN
You find dusty .txt files full of cheats for PS2, N64, and GameShark. One glows: “Enter the sacred Konami Code.”
The mod nods approvingly. "You remember the memes of old. Proceed to the final chamber."
The internet bows before your retro gaming wisdom. You've completed the quest.
Your title: NetKnight of the Old Web
You were banned by the forum mod for blasphemy and lost in the internet void.